So my boy friend said he wanted to dress up like wonder woman and superman and go to prom and he said that if I got pregnant on that night it would make a great fan fiction. And that’s when I realized I found my soul mate.
where is the downside
"Skrillex we’re having problems with paying our taxes/debts"
"D-d-d-d-d-d-drop the rates"
this is me about 98 percent of the time.
*quietly mumbles* some feminists aren’t asswads
*stares at ground* I don’t think cis people are horrible
*covers head with arms* men aren’t horrible either
*hugs a puppy* white people aren’t horrible either
*hides under a blanket* groups aren’t asswads, individuals are asswads
*curls into fetal position* i just want everyone to love each other
HE’S GOING TO KILL YOUR FATHER YOU NAIVE LITTLE SHIT
"Hmph… Baka yarou.”